Big Gay Horror Fan spent the majority of his country based youth cowering under (the occasional) street lamp, sure that every passing car contained a demented hillbilly matriarch with kidnapping on her mind. Oh, the true (toothless) terror!

Of course, getting snatched by a smooth devil worshipping cult may have been an altogether different story – as witnessed by Dirty Sanchez’s awesome Really Rich Italian Satanists. Co-founded by the legendary Jackie Beat (Gingerdead Man III), Mario Diaz and DJ BARBEAU (how appropriate!) in Los Angeles in 2001, this terror-ific tune is one of the slinky trio’s best. Check it here:

You can keep up with all the fabulous Jackie Beat has to offer at www.missjackiebeat.com.

Big Gay Horror Fan, meanwhile, is always cavorting with blood thirsty Europeans at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan.

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!