There are plenty of things Big Gay Horror Fan can put up with in his apartment – that monster in the closet (worse than 1000 Catholic priests) and the corpses of long dead lovers? Those provide a mere piffle of annoyance. But, rats in my room?!? Never!!!!

Thankfully, the glorious Leona Anderson, best known to horror geeks as Mrs. Slydes – the truly creepy blind caretaker in the original House on Haunted Hill, agrees with me! Just pay aural witness to the impressive track “Rats in My Room” from her gloriously awful album Music to Suffer By, below, and you’ll know why.

It seems the eclectic Ms. Anderson actually did study opera courtesy of her famous older brother (filmdom’s original Bronco Billy), so her depth filled caterwauling on such premium MTSB tracks as “Limburger Lover” and “Hep Cat” is obviously just a put-on. Or — was it???

Ponder that until the next time!! – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan