Lately, in Chicago, you take your life into your hands just walking to the corner store, at midnight, for your weekly supply of banana pudding ice cream.

Therefore, it is comforting to know that in the early 20th century, with its head hunting tribes and silver strewn monsters, that the Grand Canyon was just as dangerous! Well, at least, according to the 2008 SyFy epic Lost Treasure of Grand Canyon.

Of course, Quetzalcoatl here looks like a (very computer generated) metallic reject from a Terminator film. In fact, a significant portion of the mountainous regions of Arizona look like they were created by a techie’s hand, as well.

But, the ridiculous premise, some head shredding action and the chance to watch the very contemporary, always hell-raising Shannon Doherty play a very determined yet quaint lass (running around in what looks like a night shirt) definitely imbues this project with a certain dusty charm.

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

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