The Backside of Horror: Lake Placid 3

Published August 6, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

Let’s face it, half the fun of horror and exploitation is seeing some hot bodies frolicking around in the buff. And while I worship the female form, I believe exploitation definitely veers into the exploitive when only gorgeous women are on display while their male counterparts remain chastely buttoned up. Therefore, The Backside of Horror salutes the filmmakers and actors whom even up the score a bit by showing us instances of hot and juicy male flesh in their bloody celluloid fantasies.

Thankfully, years after the self aware Scream phenomenon, there is still plenty of silly, rambunctiously fun horror being made. Otherwise, the luscious April (energetic Roxanne Pallett) and Jason (amiably funny James Marchant), her goofily adorable boyfriend, wouldn’t have gone near the water or even thought about an afternoon of skinny dipping and sex in 2010’s chomping Lake Placid 3.jason butt

Luckily, for viewers, this duo does what comes naturally (after a day of sweaty hitchhiking); with much smooth flesh being exposed. Nicely, it is not just Pallett who bares all. Marchant shows off his smooth juggler’s mounds, as well.jason bite

Of course, comeuppance soon arrives as the crocs, almost immediately, arrive on their vengeance hunt. This actually results in a modestly funny cunnilingus joke, ultimately making this opening sequence one of the most memorable in this made-for-cable continuation of the toothy animals-gone-scary series.
Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

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