You are probably not being paranoid. That guy slinking behind you does…want you to listen to The Panic Beats! Dale VanThomme’s awesome horror-punk solo project boasts titles scrubbed from such classics as I Drink Your Blood, Hatchet for the Honeymoon and Nightmare City, all delivered with aggressively fun Ramones style zaniness.
Heck, even when his songs are populated with evisceration of the female form, VanThomme’s energy is so joyously tongue-in-cheek that no one should be too offended. And if they are – well, isn’t that just part of the fun?!?
Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!
Any band that boasts the same name as a Paul Naschy film has to be cool. They certainly distilled the splatter-movie genre down to 2.5 minutes in that video, didn’t they?