Entering the Fabulous Creepout of KreepyLady Kristin!

Published August 9, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


As Big Gay Horror Fan lounges on his Scooby Doo bean bag with a pink tutu wrapped around his neck in his basement rec room in his third floor studio apartment in the heart of Chicago and contemplates his treasures – the friendship of Kreepylady Kristin is one of the things that he ultimately holds most dear. The amazing Kreepylady has been one of the primary forces behind the Midwest horror community in recent years and our fey, terror loving cad was thrilled that that this brisk dish took a moment from her freakishly awesome schedule for a chat. So, fasten your skull stained belts, because here we go!

BGHF: What first got you immersed in the bloody brilliant world of horror – an Uncle with an axe fetish – a female gym teacher who sounded exactly like Freddy Krueger – What!!??!!

KK: I really don’t have a short answer for that. It’s hard to pinpoint any moment that changed my way of life. For me, it was a natural progression over time, starting with trick-or-treating as a kid. I loved haunted houses, but they scared the hell out of me. It all seemed perfectly real. People really were grabbing me, pulling my hair, and I even got caught on a nail while in a dark crawlspace once. My dad volunteered at one for the Jaycees. His makeup petrified me. He also forbid me from watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre with him, and the sound of the saw revving drove me nuts. WHAT WAS I MISSING?!? As a teenager, an age when it wasn’t cool to go trick-or-treating anymore, I started having slumber parties. The girls were irritated that I always rented six horror movies and forced them to stay up watching them. ROTLD was mandatory. When I got into ceramics, it was only enjoyable to make weird or creepy things. Screw pots. I got into sculpting, and a major influence on the results was Skinny Puppy’s “Too Dark Park” album. It’s fitting, as they used to sample the hell out of horror movies. It’s so fun to watch something and catch the sample. Everything I cared about came together to form my love for horror.


BGHF: That’s awesome! Do you have a favorite style or genre of horror and what are some of your favorite flicks?

KK: I’m not particularly biased towards any subgenre, but the ones that give me the most glee are body horror films. From Henenlotter to Gordon to Cronenberg. I enjoy art house horror a lot, too. I’m all about great visuals and eccentric plots. The weirder, the better. My favorite zombie film is Fulci’s ZOMBIE. I have a soft spot for ’80s horror. Oh, and I could watch Peter Jackson’s DEAD ALIVE every single day and not get sick of it. ALICE, SWEET ALICE, THE MAN WHO LAUGHS, NIGHTBREED, ROTLD, MANIAC, THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE, various forms of exploitation-horror, all the Universal Monsters classics… The list goes on forever.

BGHF: Terrific mentions! What led you to begin Chicago Creepster and what is the status of that event site as of today?

KK: When I first moved to Chicago 15 years ago, there weren’t any horror groups organizing event outings like there are now. I wanted more of a community feeling, but didn’t know what to do about it. Years later, someone gave me great advice. He said that if you’re unhappy with the way things are in your community, change it. It doesn’t hurt to try. So, I created the Yahoo! group – there wasn’t one for horror in Chicago – and it seems pretty handy to have local event news going directly to your email. It helps anyone that’s too busy to scour numerous websites/papers for information. It’s work. Posts focus on festivals, dark art shows, free movie screenings, macabre plays, etc. We used to have movie meet ups, but I think the invention of Facebook (Events Pages) pretty much killed that. It’s also become the official group for http://darkchicago.com/. I started Creepster back in 2006, so we’re edging in on the sixth year now! : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagocreepster/


BGHF: You’ve, also, recently begun a column called Chicago Creepout. Can you tell us a little about that?

KK: The Chicago Creepout is another endeavor that I decided to try and see how it pans out. If people read your stuff – great. If they don’t, well at least you’re getting practice and entertaining yourself. It’s kind of an offshoot of the Creepster group, but in more detail and it hits a much wider audience as it’s a blog on ChicagoNow.com. I plan to add interviews with members of the local horror community, especially those I’ve personally seen bust their ass to make things as great as they are. Having a very active horror community makes it harder to get people to commit to events because they just figure they’ll catch the next one. Understandable. However, when there are hardly any takers for the smaller, free events, it becomes a head-scratcher. I realized there are all kinds of people who enjoy horror movies; they just aren’t necessarily diehard like us. More than likely, they aren’t hitting the horror-specific websites out there. I’d just like to entice more people around the city to come to the events, and realize what they’ve been missing. 😉 http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-creepout

BGHF: Perfect! Finally, what upcoming events, films, what-have-you are you most excited about in the horror world at the moment?

KK: I’m pretty excited for Flashback Weekend Horror Con this weekend, Terror in the Aisles in September, as well as HorrorHound Weekend. It would be nice to finally meet Elvira. As for movies, I’m curious about LORDS OF SALEM. It’s the last film Richard Lynch did before he passed away. I’m also very excited for FRANKENSTEIN’S ARMY, whenever the heck that shall be unleashed upon our retinas!

BGHF: Awesome! Thanks so much, KreepyLady! Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE! And be sure to check Big Gay Horror Fan out at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan, too!

The Perfect Victim: Zombie Holocaust’s Sherry Buchanan

Published August 6, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


As Big Gay Horror pedals aggressively throughout the streets of the Naked City on his death machine (IE: refurbished white 10 speed, circa 1980 Kmart), he often finds himself outwitting sure destruction in the bike lane –most often in the form of the seemingly blind, maniacally swinging car door. He does this with the constant knowledge that others, in similar circumstances, have not always been so lucky.

For example: With her intense eyes and stiletto cheekbones, late 70’s Euro-Goddess Sherry Buchanan is an easily recognizable presence in foreign cult cinema. But, despite her characters’ inherent scrappiness, Buchanan almost always found herself at the receiving end of very nasty deaths in multiple genre films. Yes, just like the noir vixen, Buchanan’s presence was firmly felt, but she rarely ever survived.


As Delia Boccardo’s flirty sister in 1977’s star studded (Henry Fonda, John Huston, Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Claude Akins) Italian Jaws variation Tentacles, Buchanan quickly finds herself becoming shrieking, hungry, giant octopus bait.


Later that same year, as the actress girlfriend of a dealing addict in Enzo G. Castellari’s speedy cop drama The Heroin Busters, she ends up on the wrong end of a drug overdose.


Her most atrocious demises were yet to come, though. In 1978’s Last House on the Beach (a nunsploitation meets Last House on the Left variation); her virginal college maiden takes decisive action, in several scenarios, against the murderous invasion of a trio of bank robbing thugs. Since this makes her the most memorable of the five captured schoolmates, her final bow is also the most grotesque. After fending off numerous attacks, she ultimately meets her end via rape by wooden pole. (Don’t try that at home, kids! Ouch!)


Meanwhile, in 1980’s Zombie Holocaust (AKA Dr. Butcher, MD), her industrious and determined reporter meets her maker at the hands of a mad scientist. Strapped to a gurney, Buchanan’s Susan Kelly is scalped and with vocal cords, snipped, quickly becomes a straining victim of blood infused, skull whacking brain surgery. Now, those are career goals, momma!


Perhaps tiring of vehement disposal, Buchanan’s cinematic reign was brief (1974- 1987 — with often great gaps between projects), but her flinty talent and unique beauty (along with those stomach clutching ends) make her run unusually memorable.

Here’s a groovy clip n soundtrack mash-up video for the juicily ridiculous Tentacles with some nice Buchanan footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9G3aL_oLCs&feature=fvwrel
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And until next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE!!!

Strange Sex: A Strange Anthology

Published August 3, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan

“The once flat and toned stomach was now a swollen patchwork of oozing burns and ragged gouges…A woman this fine, you had to romance a little.” – Mike Lombardo, Appetites.

Until recently Big Gay Horror Fan thought there were two ways to have sex – awake or asleep. Thankfully, with Strange House Books incredibly inventive anthology Strange Sex, I now know how truly wrong I was.

This juicy book includes tales of dinosaur love, bed bug obsession, airport pat downs gone seriously wrong (or right, depending on your way of thinking) and scenarios that combine Lovecraft , Clive Barker and hardcore gore in seriously nasty ways.

Most importantly, all of the pieces from (editor) Kevin Strange’s Cotton Candy to Elizadeth Hetherington’s Deth Morgue are not only inventive and skillfully laid out, but seriously well written, as well.

Most impressive, perhaps, is the work of D.F. Noble who imagines God as a bride stealing sex maniac with a legion of vengeful husbands, dutifully, hunting him down (Interloper) while the superior Foreigner imagines an omni-sexual alien invader who rips through men, women, teenagers and friendly canines with character driven delight.

Strange Sex: A Strange Anthology is available for purchase at: http://www.amazon.com/Strange-Sex-Anthology-Kevin/dp/0615613748/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1344030970&sr=1-2&keywords=strange+sex

You can, also, keep up with all the awesome convention appearances and other slightly crazed activity of Strange House Books at:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/strangehousebooks

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And until next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE – Big Gay Horror Fan

Chicago Creepout on Terror in the Aisles

Published July 31, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


Of the many horror goddesses that Big Gay Horror Fan, humbly, worships Kreepylady Kristin is at the top of the list!

Here, she gives her account of the fantastic Terror in the Aisles event that took place in Chicago on July 13th, 2012.

Check it!

http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-creepout/2012/07/nightbreed-terror-in-the-aisles-event-recap/#image/3
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And until the next time —

SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

All Hail Queen Kong’s Rula Lenska!

Published July 31, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


“She might have been the queen of this island, but in London half the guys you meet are queens” – Luce (Rula Lenska), Queen Kong

Frown eyed and bedraggled, Big Gay Horror Fan often looks at himself in the mirror upon waking and howls (to himself) “WHO are YOU?!?”

Likewise, in the late 70’s, American television audiences gazed at the gorgeous creature, presented as a major star, promoting V-O5 hair products and wondered “WHO is SHE?”


She was Rula Lenska, a former Polish countess who had come to a bit of public awareness through her role of “Q” in the British series Rock Follies (and it’s follow-up Rock Follies of 77). While Rock Follies (which was shown on BBC America) and it’s follow-up (which was not) was a successful blend of music, social commentary and real life comedy – in America, Lenska found herself becoming famous merely because people assumed she was famous – when she wasn’t being parodied on the Tonight Show or Saturday Night Live, that is.

With her regal presence, throbbing silken voice and admittedly luxurious head of hair, Lenska was not to be messed with, though, as she proves with her fun and aggressive performance in a 1976 parody of a different sort, Queen Kong.


Supposedly rushed into production to tie-in with Dino De Laurentiis’ major mid-70’s King Kong reboot, this UK production barely saw the light of day due to Laurentiis’ hostile legal actions. A feminist parody retelling of the original King Kong, Queen Kong finds genre regular Robin Askwith (Tower of Evil, The Flesh and Blood Show, Horror Hospital) playing the young Ray Fay (get it?!!) who is kidnapped by the besotted title character. This gigantic ape’s rampage culminates on top of Big Ben, though and she is ultimately saved when Askwith informs a group of feminists that she is being attacked not because she is a beast, but because she is a woman.


This silly monster re-imagining is very much in the style of the popular British Carry On series and Lenska excels, in the Robert Armstrong role, selling the piece’s ridiculousness with a sure wit and steely heart. It is, also fun to note that this parody (which includes takes on The Exorcist, Jaws, and – gulp – Ronald Reagan) was filmed 24 years before Scary Movie and the sequence in which it takes the piss out of the Airport series (featuring Taste the Blood of Dracula’s Linda Hayden in the Helen Reddy role) was done 4 years before Airplane! saw the light of day. Hammer honey Valerie Leon (Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb), also, makes a bikini clad appearance, here, as one of the supple jungle warriors whom drags Askwith to his initial meeting with the she-beast.

Here, is a bit of Queen Kong to nibble on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHxg2UzCag

While some of Lenska’s wavy selling expertise can be viewed, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqUxUC8L0aU&feature=related


Rock Follies is, also, worth tracking down. The music was composed by Andy Mackay of Roxy Music and Lenska proves herself to be the heart of the series with her gentle, understanding take on the group member whom feels the heartlessness of the professional music industry the most fervently. Interestingly, this provocative show also presented homosexuals in an understanding, multi-faceted light twenty some years before Will ever spoke the name of Grace. (Tim Curry, also, makes an entertaining appearance as an excessive UK version of Bruce Springsteen in the first episode of Rock Follies of 77.)
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Until next time –

SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Review: Screaming in High Heels

Published July 23, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


In 1974, a sticky yet confident Arthur Fry invented the Post-it note while, years before, glamour girl Hedy LaMarr’s scientific mind is rumored to have played a part in warfare advancement. But, today on July 23rd, 2012, Big Gay Horror Fan has made perhaps the most important discovery of all – the perfect horror film documentary: Screaming in High Heels.

Addressing the lives and careers of the premium trio of low budget terror goddesses, Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley and Brinke Stevens, Screaming focuses on how the three industrious beauties stumbled into the entertainment business, catapulted into unimagined heights of mid 80’s/early 90’s excessive fandom and how the bottom fell out by the mid-to-late 90’s– even when their bottoms were still looking just fine, thank you!!

Lovingly and proficiently directed by talented director/fan boy Jason Paul Collum (October Moon, November Son) whom skillfully blends clips, talking head style interviews and historical data, this quick and breezy film is also redolent with the bittersweet aftereffects of Hollywood’s ageism and the quickly shifting fancies of the public-at-large.


More than anything, though, this film is a joyous event – a celebration to the glorious lives and careers of Bauer, Quigley and Stevens, all of whom seem to still, humbly, be in shock over all they achieved in their heyday. While other talented beauties (including Deborah Dutch, Julie Strain, Debbie Rochon and Tiffany Shepis) are given their due, here, it is clear this winning trio “rocked that era” (per Bauer) with their appearances in projects such as The Tomb, Haunting Fear and Creepozoids.

Fans will, also, rejoice to the vivid memories of their frequent co-stars (Jay Richardson – Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Teenage Exorcist; Richard Gabai – Nightmare Sisters) and directors, such as David DeCoteau (Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama). But, by the time the end credits roll, it’s clear to every aware viewer that this film retains its golden edge through the still disarming charms of its titular subjects and the brimming talents of Collum, who deserves plenty of attention when award season comes around.

Screaming in High Heels will be released by Breaking Glass Pictures (www.breakingglasspictures.com) via their Vicious Circle Films affiliate on August 28th, 2012.

Until then, try to track down some of these favored (occasionally obscure) films from this terror-ifically amazing trio.


Michelle Bauer:
Demonwarp (1988) – As Betsy, a free spirited camper, Bauer is stunningly eviscerated by a monstrous alien (earning her a VHS Box cover) while the rest of the picture is a bizarre delight featuring a huffy yet dedicated performance from George Kennedy and fun turns from a handful of soap opera starring, B movie frolicking twenty somethings – including an early adult role for child actor Billy Jacoby (Cujo, Nightmares, Superstition).

Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991) – As Lili, mistress to one of the film’s villains, Bauer provides plenty of presence and pulpy fun in this historical entry in the long running series.


Linnea Quiqley:
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994) – As, Nadine, a small town tramp, Quigley encounters the title creature during a romp in the barn. Looking stunningly beautiful, she also gives an amazingly powerful and true performance as Nadine’s hysteria grows out of bounds.

Animals (1999) – In what appears to be one of Quigley’s first truly bargain basement appearances, this (pretty much execrable) flick has some interesting moments including Quigley’s heart filled conviction playing a mother. Further notable for its references to male on male incest and its clear Last House on the Left influence, this film’s best sequence involves Quigley running — running — running (a la Linda Blair in Grotesque) through the woods until she meets her inevitable fate.


Brinke Stevens:
Haunting Fear (1990) – One of Steven’s notable credits, this is worth mentioning again because experiencing the supreme beauty and subtle skill (switching from meek to psychotic) Stevens projects here will make you wonder, once again, why the major studios never came calling.

Vicious (2003) and Blood Reaper (2004) – Proving that the opening kill sequences are often the best part of a film, in both these projects Stevens projects a radiant athletic quality while meeting her end in gloriously vicious ways. Her presence is truly the highlight of both these films – one enjoyable and the other not so.
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SWEET love and pink GRUE!!

Music to Make Horror Films By: The Baby Magic’s Whoopsy Daisy

Published July 22, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan


Containing elements of No Wave, New Wave, performance art and the glorious creative insanity of such front women as Patti Smith, Excene Cervenka, Kim Gordon and (even) Missing Person’s Dale Bozzio, The Baby Magic’s first official CD release, Whoopsy Daisy, is a propulsive wonder.

Charmingly haunted by issues of sexuality, body image and the absurdities of day-to-day existence, front woman Mary Beth Brennan, right hand man Patrick Coleman and drummer, Drummer, make every jarring sound convergence sound like pure pop magic. Meanwhile Brennan’s singular world view gathers in your eager ears before bouncing straight into your skull, where the band’s lyrics remain, leaving plenty of room for thought.

Brennan and crew do such an amazing job of exploring the powers of the body and the failures of its questioning mind that songs such as Mommy take you straight back to the days when you, tremblingly, believed that stepping on a crack could break your mother’s back. That aura of fear and expectant wonder is perfectly captured in this brilliant three minute (or so) run.


Meanwhile, aggressively exploring female sexuality and playfully tearing apart the notion that enjoying sex and all its vagaries is a societal wrong, songs such as Ass Against My Hands, Empty Sex and See Means Yes are filled with memorable melodies and lines and are seemingly placement ready for any upcoming terror rides from director/producers such as Jennifer Blanc, Danielle Harris, Amy Lynn Best and Devi Snively.

Ultimately, what is most compelling is how, with Whoopsy Daisy, the band shows not only the beauty inherent in opening one’s self up to the world, but also the scariness involved with those delicate actions, as well.

Be sure to kept off the loop with The Baby Magic at http://www.facebook.com/#!/thebabymagicmusic.

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Terror in the Aisles 11

Published July 21, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan

Usually Big Gay Horror Fan feels like such a pin head in public — you know, like why the f–k did I do that — but being a Pinhead was totally a cool thing on Friday, July 13th in Chicago. That was when Movieside Productions presented Terror in the Aisles 11, honoring the amazing achievements of genre visionary Clive Barker, by featuring the restored Cabal Cut of Nightbreed, Hellraiser and Candyman.

Of course, the coolest of the horror ghoulies were there – including (above) blogger/entrepeneur Kreepylady Kristin (www.chicagonow.com/chicago-creepout) and lady of many talents, Kirsten Pfeiffer (aka my one and only Apocalyptic Kitten)!

Aly Renee Amidei, Artistic Director of Wildclaw Theatre, and crew were out in seismic force to promote their upcoming show, <em>The Life of Death, based on one of Barker’s probing works. Wildclaw is one of the premium theatrical companies devoted to works of fright – give them a haunted look at www.wildclawtheatre.com.

Ah, is that a heavenly body of horror I witness above me – or is that the luscious Lix from Lix Online? Well, its both! This is a woman who can rock a mean hula hoop, bake a delicious cookie and counts a t-shirt from Italian gore cheese-fest Rats among her items for sale! Perfection? Perhaps. Find out for sure at www.lixonline.com.

Here, eclectic Nightbreed actress Anne Bobby hangs with one of the scare community’s most original and completely talented artists, the awesome Chris Kuchta. Chris’ pieces seem to breathe with a liquid intensity. Don’t believe me? Prove yourself wrong by diving into his wicked world at www.horrorartist.com.

Of course, the whole event was made all the more spectacular by the presence of Nightbreed: Cabal Cut preservationist Russell Cherrington and the already mentioned Anne Bobby. Here, a certain familiar ear tugging someone interviews these two brilliant talents on stage after the screening of this re-worked masterpiece. Brilliantly compiled from VHS sources, some admittedly weak in quality, this new version of Nightbreed features some amazing revelations: Bobby’s character fronts a rock band and has a truly psychic connection with a young member of the Nightbreed that results in a fantastic backstory for that faithful, undead crew.

You can make sure Cherrington’s hard work sees a deserved light of day by visiting www.occupymidian.com.

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE — Big Gay Horror Fan!!

Cinematic Crossroads: Cabin Fever

Published July 20, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan

Someone once told Big Gay Horror Fan that he was pretty as picture. Well, taking a look at Jordan Ladd in the above banner, I now know why I was never invited to the high school prom!

But, even better than that (I don’t know if I could have taken all that pig’s blood, anyhow), I have been asked to be a part of Kitley Krypt’s awesome Cinematic Crossroads series on the regular. Here, Horror Hound’s Jon Kitley, Liquid Cheese’s Dave Kosanke, Horror 101’s Dr. AC and I discuss scare flicks that have varying public opinions.

Along with Dead Weight director John Pata, we debate the merits of Eli Roth’s chunky debut, here. So, get your lady shavers ready and sink into those bloody bubbles!:

http://www.kitleyskrypt.com/cc-cf.htm

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SWEET love and pink GRUE!!!

 

Donny and Ken: Forever Haunted!

Published July 20, 2012 by biggayhorrorfan

Why are Donny and Ken so haunted? Is it because their love is not truly recognized in the majority of states throughout the bloodstrewn regions? Or — perhaps it’s because Donny still has his purple socks intact, but won’t share them with Ken.

Most likely, it is because Big Gay Horror Fan placed them in front of the album soundtrack cover for this almost forgotten horror ‘gem’ from 1977.

But, still the photo does bring up questions, no??!!??