Oh, the double standards! Its okay for the 95 year old with the elk tattoo on her stomach to parade around the lobby of our building in a Dracula string bikini- but not me!!! What??!!??

Similarly, it seems its perfectly acceptable for the divine Jessica Walter, perhaps best known to some as Arrested Development ‘s caustic Lucille Bluth, to cause massive amounts of mayhem in genre projects like Play Misty for Me (1971), TV Christmas slasher Home for the Holidays (1972), Doctor Strange (1978) and Ghost in the Machine (1993) – but introduce her to one wayward gentleman and she wonders why he can’t behave!

Yes, in the “She Can Do It All” sweepstakes, the eclectic Walter sang the role of Bianca/Lois Lane in a 1968 television production of Cole Porter’s classic Kiss Me Kate, which was also released as a limited edition LP. This proves, at long last, that Belinda Carlisle’s theory is true. Heaven is a place on earth!!! (Bloody Jessica Walter walking earth!!!)

So, worship that red dress and — Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

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