Review: Shut Up & Dance!

Published July 13, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Maybe if I had taken the time to really listen to that zombie werewolf when he was growling at me all those years ago, I would have realized that he didn’t want to eat me – all he really wanted was a date!

Unfortunately, Jamie Rose’s excellent Shut Up & Dance! didn’t exist then. Long loved for her authentically powerful performances in such terror draped epics as Just Before Dawn, Playroom and Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Rose has proven herself to be quite a writer with this memoir style self-help tome.

Inspired by how the techniques used in tango improved her own tempestuous relationship, the book’s obvious targets are those that are looking to improve a relationship (or find one) and lovers of dance. But, Shut Up actually has plenty of good advice and some powerful (daily) attitude changers for the happily single, as well.

"I DID listen. I did NOT like what I heard!"

“I DID listen. I did NOT like what I heard!”

Most significant are the pages wherein Rose illustrates how little we truly pay attention to our fellow passengers in this crazy ride called life and how just a little active listening can truly change our perspective and radically improve our lives. Compassion and empathy, also, rule the day here as Rose provides many personal examples of how she learned to corral the more destructive aspects of her take charge nature.

Thus, with blistering honesty and positive humor, Rose compels with a friendly, understanding voice – a truly difficult feat for a first time writer. Wisely, she also allows multiple perspectives to shine in this easy-to-read guide by devoting a nice amount of space to the reflections of the fascinating women she has met on her journey to true (yet constantly worked for) happiness.

Keep up-to-date with Rose and Shut Up & Dance! at www.jamierosestudio.com.

Big Gay Horror Fan, meanwhile, is always stepping over his own toes at www.facebook.com/biggayhorrorfan.com!

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE!

Mark of Cain: Maneater (2009)

Published July 13, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Every morning, Big Gay Horror Fan must look into his cracked mirror and face the many demons that haunt him. Of course, the sounds that emerge from that confrontation are ear shatteringly monstrous, but face them he must!

Similarly, Dean Cain must look into the treacherous past of his character, Sheriff Harry Bailey, in 2009’s forest monster on the loose epic Maneater.

With a mysteriously disappearing wife and a tendency to over-protect his normally inquisitive teenage daughter, Cain/Bailey is even seemingly a suspect in the horrific deaths that are occurring on his watch. The delusion that his obviously dead wife is due to return any moment also makes everyone doubt his grasp on reality, as well.

Featuring several effective stalk n slash sequences, Maneater is best served by the appearances of such veteran character actors as Conrad Janis (Mork and Mindy, The Cable Guy) and Christopher Darga (Scary or Die, Crazy Stupid Love), who is particularly fine as an emotionally tortured local soul.

maneater2Granted, with its grainy, shadow ridden texture, the film does belie its budget – IE: it looks very cheaply made – and while plenty of the nubile wenches whom grace this woodsy (yet bloodied) landscape often doff their tops, there is not a male buttock in sight.

More than anything, much like 2004’s Lost, wherein he received fine notices as a beleaguered businessman, Maneater seems to primarily fit in with Cain’s (who, also, served as a producer here) bid to stretch himself as a performer.

Next up on Mark of Cain: 2006’s Dead and Deader!

Horror, She Wrote with the Divine Meg Foster!

Published July 5, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Big Gay Horror Fan well remembers the horror of being kidnapped for his inheritance – — of wrinkled Fantastic Four comic books!

Of course, I could be confusing myself with Tracy Middendorf’s Erin on The Dark Side of the Door episode of Murder, She Wrote (Season 12, Episode 15).

024Here Middendorf, best known to terror freaks as the doomed babysitter in Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994) and as a stalked runner in Ed McBain’s 87th Precinct: Lightning (1995), plays a budding editor, who recognizes the specifics of her childhood kidnapping in a famous author’s long awaited novel.

This writer played by Twin Peaks’ Richard Beymer (also of fun n bloody sequel Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!) also spends some premium episode time romancing a senior editor played by amazing genre icon Meg Foster (They Live, Stepfather II, Welcome to Arrow Beach). Foster is soft spoken yet firm here especially as Beymer betrays her and she learns what plenty of Big Gay Horror Fans already know – men just can’t be trusted.025

Before Angela Lansbury’s flinty heroine JB Fletcher uncovers the truths behind Erin’s past, further fun is found watching veteran actress Marcia Strassman (best known for her comedic roles on Welcome Back Kotter and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids) play against type as Erin’s glamorous eventually duplicitous mother.

028Meanwhile, 10 years previously, Foster made her first appearance on this seminal series (Joshua Peabody Died Here, Season 2, Episode 2). In one of the premium plots on the show’s best years, Foster is a determined newscaster whose motives might be deeper and darker than they seem. With her seductive eyes and whiskey coated voice, Foster stands out among a genre cast including the late-great Michael Sarrazin (Frankenstein: The True Story, The Reincarnation of Peter Proud), The Addams Family’s John Astin, television heartthrob John Ericson (Charles Band’s possessed car epic Crash!, the seminal Honey West) as the focus of Foster’s investigative rage and cowboy legend, B-Movie regular Chuck Connors (Tourist Trap, Werewolf, Maniac Killer).

Be sure to check back here, often, for more Horror, She Wrote.

Big Gay Horror, meanwhile, is always composing sonnets to Angela Lansbury’s vixen past at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan.

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Big Gay Horror Fan Interviews Erin Gray!

Published July 4, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

Big Gay Horror Fan is still shedding pounds of excitement over this truly scintillating interview with the divine Erin Gray (Buck Rogers, Jason Goes to Hell and so much more)!!

Be sure to check out the links to Gray’s amazing philanthropic work, as well:

www.havenhouse.org

www.heroesforhire.info

And as always – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan (www.facebook.com/biggayhorrorfan)!

Music to Make Horror Movies By (Pride Edition): Lezlie Deane – Scary Cherry, Fem 2 Fem

Published June 30, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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There is only one way to get your bloody glitter on this Pride Day Sunday! Listen to some frickin’ awesome Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs – headed by Freddy’s Dead’s always rocking, total swoon monster Lezlie Deane! Their Limited Edition EP is The Muffs meets Alice Cooper by way of T Rex.

Opening song “Let’s Go” provides all the caffeine adrenaline that you need to get going in the morning while the tender (yet propulsive) “I Want You” proves that even kick-ass mommas can get their hearts broken. “Little Blue Bug” is one of the weirdest, most original love songs ever manufactured. Meanwhile, “Down” and “Original Sin” round out this 5 song recording with pure rockin’ fervor.

You can purchase Limited Edition EP and plenty of other sweaty, high kicking Scary Cherry merchandise at www.scarycherry.com.

And if that ain’t queer enough for you – Deane was also a member of the Sapphic, all girl electronic dance group Fem 2 Fem in the 90’s. So, here’s a little uncensored “Obsession” to wet your lip bitten, rainbow red whistle:

Until the next time – Keep that Deane love going strong!!!

SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!!!

The Conjuring

Published June 28, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Sure, Big Gay Horror Fan’s apartment is haunted! Well, if noisy neighbors and a variety of roaches (the size of last summer’s non-blockbuster Battleship, mind you) count. Still, the random creak and half awake realization that someone could be lurking in the hallway are a part of everyone’s existence – lending credence to such recent haunted house epics as the Paranormal Activity series, Insidious and Sinister.

Thus, with baited breath we await the July 19th unveiling of the latest spooky dwelling flick, The Conjuring , featuring the luminous Vera Farmiga (Bates Hotel, Orphan), Broadway stalwart Patrick Wilson (Insidious, Hard Candy) and the always interesting Lili Taylor (The Haunting, Hemlock Grove, The Addiction).

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Meanwhile, for queer horror piglets everywhere, the news that One Life to Live‘s hunky John Brotherton (the first victim in Season 6 of Dexter, as well) is a member of The Conjuring cast offers just another reason to get to the theaters in mid-July!

Be sure to keep up all the trembling plywood inherent in The Conjuring at www.facebook.com/theconjuringmovie!

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan (www.facebook.com/biggayhorrorfan)!

Mad Zombie?!? All You Need is a Bike!

Published June 28, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

Well, okay! So, he does eventually wipe out!

Well, okay! So, he does eventually wipe out!


I bike everywhere in the city. Although, I must admit as I tool down the wacky paths of Western Avenue at 2 in the morning in Chicago, lately, I have begun to feel my mortality quite a bit. Like – Hello, swinging car door -I could die!

But after catching an afternoon showing of Brad Pitt in World War Z today, my faith in my 10 speed is renewed!

In one key scene, Pitt and associates escape a rainy, late night undead attack — courtesy of some fancy Schwinn like action! Right on! (and…I don’t think we’ve ever seen that one before, right? Hey ho, originality – and one cool reason why I’ve got to give this much revised movie some greasy handed props!)

So, all you wayward tin heaps and flesh eating monsters – just you try it! I’ve got the (Pitt) pedal on you, any day!!!

Be sure to keep up with all the globe hopping zombie terror at https://www.facebook.com/WorldWarZMovie.

Meanwhile, Big Gay Horror Fan is always celebrating the slobbering masses of undead at www.facebook.com/bigggayhorrorfan!

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan

Lindsay Denniberg’s Colorful World of Horror!

Published June 26, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Every once in awhile, Big Gay Horror Fan gets into a little trouble in the locker room by taking an extra peek at the hunky monsters undressing next to him. Thankfully, though, those embarrassing incidents have nothing on the sexual misadventures of the immortal Louise in the creative Lindsay Denniberg’s fun and acclaimed Video Diary of a Lost Girl.

You see, in order to survive, this long living lass must kill her sexual partners. Granted, not a way to get a firm commitment out of a guy, but Denniberg makes it all reliably quirky.

You can check out the colorful trailer for Video Diary of a Lost Girl here:

Denniberg’s love of fairy tales, childhood cartoons and old school horror, also, find their place in her mystical shorts like Wet Skin and Chances. Meanwhile, in the highly personal, often brilliant Playing Dead, Denniberg outlines the extreme emotional connection that fans have to their horror films. These quick, meaningful productions are available to view on her website: http://lindsaydenniberg.wix.com/lindsay-denniberg.

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Meanwhile, Big Gay Horror Fan is always searching for a mate who doesn’t want to kill him at http://www.facebook.com/biggayhorrorfan!

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE!!!

Miriam Hopkins: Pre-Code Horror’s Eclectic Wonder!

Published June 24, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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It seems like only yesterday that Big Gay Horror Fan was fighting off the advances of some scientifically induced, whip smacking monster. Alas, after asking for a slight commitment – I totally scared HIM off!

The elegant, eternally eclectic Miriam Hopkins (1902-1972) must surely have known what that was like.

jekyll-2As prostitute-showgirl Ivy Pearson in the classic 1931 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Hopkins radiates with frank sexuality during her first encounter with the kind Dr. Jekyll. But as Mr. Hyde’s personality bursts forth with a vengeful emphasis on Ivy, Hopkins reacts with deep layers of majestic, eternally wounded fright. The scenes where Ivy-Hopkins endures Jekyll’s (a superior, Academy Award winning Fredric March) psychotic attentions still resonate with gut wrenching power over 80 years later.

’18 years later, Hopkins joined the ranks of superior supporters in 1949’s The Heiress, a gothic adaption of Henry James’ Washington Square. As (Academy Award winning) Olivia de Havilland’s seemingly air light aunt, Lavinia Penniman, Hopkins delivers scene stealing antics. Here, she paints a woman filled with frivolity but wise to the ways of the world. At the mercy of her rich brother’s 19th Century kindness (a fact the intuitive Hopkins uses to underscore many of her scenes) Hopkins-Penniman encourages shy de Havilland’s romance with a money seeking playboy played by Montgomery Clift. Sure that a little compromise is always necessary for happiness, Hopkins effectively shows concerned shock when de Havilland’s abandoned heroine reacts with steely resolve at the film’s door barring conclusion.miriam the heiress

doomsday-hopkinsIn famed science fiction anthology show The Outer Limits, Hopkins (in one of her final roles) showed another side of her talents with the 1964 episode “Don’t Open Until Doomsday”. As the demented and coquettish Mary Kry, Hopkins, whom had first gained fame for her committed performances in a series of Pre-Code films, is both childlike and savagely determined. Determined to rescue her fiancé from a space-controlled box, that he was sucked into on the eve of their wedding years before, Hopkins-Kry willing traps a young couple in her chilling world of fantasy and alien abduction.

Be sure to check back in the future, as Big Gay Horror Fan (www.facebook.com/biggayhorrorfan) frequently exposes the creative energy of the grand femmes of horror.

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!
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