Music to Make Horror Films By: My Gold Mask -“Burn Like the Sun”, Leave Me Midnight

Published March 3, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Big Gay Horror Fan is usually left out in the cold wearing nothing but a t-shirt and sparkled thong! But, this past New Years Eve he was feeling the heat – as one of the lucky Midwest residents witnessing My Gold Mask’s awesome preview of their giallo inspired offering Leave Me Midnight!

Spooky, kinky and layered with haunting atmosphere, Leave Me Midnight is now available to the lucky public at large.

You can get a taste of its glorious essence with this video to magnetic track “Burn Like the Sun”:

Meanwhile, you can keep up with My Gold Mask and purchase Leave Me Midnight by visiting:
www.mygoldmask.com and http://www.facebook.com/#!/mygoldmask!

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Big Gay Horror Fan’s New Attitude!

Published March 2, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Get out your bat stained Patti LaBelle wigs! Big Gay Horror Fan has a new attitude provided by eclectic designer Chris MacGibbon from CMac Custom Designs. Chris created the awesome banner that your bloodshot, but eternally pearly orbs are gazing at, presently. Nice, no?

Hell, now all I need is Colin Farrell to create a brand new BGHF sex tape – and I’ll have everything I truly need in the world! (Just none of that exploding when my body meets sunlight, the morning after shit, Farrell. Okay!!??!!)

Anyhow – to keep up with the brilliant MacGibben and weigh in on his beautific Zombie Lake designs, be sure to check in at http://www.facebook.com/#!/CMacCustomDesigns, pronto!

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Frightened Angels: Shelley Hack in Blind Fear (1989)

Published March 2, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Today Big Gay Horror Fan was able to retrieve the can opener from the crack between the stove and the sink WITHOUT blowing out his back!

shelley hideBut as Erika Breen in 1989’s Blind Fear, former Angel Shelley Hack (The Stepfather, Troll) is able to avoid and set dangerous traps for a trio of murderous bank robbers in a remote and abandoned resort inn – without causing even a tangle in her curly blonde hair. This is particularly skilled because Hack’s Breen is legally blind – hence the scintillating title.

Granted, most of the film’s running time is spent in hide and seek mode, as the dangerous characters played by genre regulars Kim Coates (Red Blooded American Girl, The Club) and Heidi Von Pallekse (Dead Ringers) stalk the increasingly stealthy Breen. But one does experience a strange thrill as Hack discovers how to utilize bear traps and gas stoves to her perilous advantage. The twist ending also elicits a certain thrill, as well.kim blind

In the grand category of misleading advertising, though, the Echo Bridge DVD release gives this pulse pounding exercise an ‘R’ rating. But, the frequent though mild violence (and obvious commercial breaks) proves this to be a made-for-television offering with PG intensity, at best!shelley fire

Be sure to check back often for further looks into the horror credits of Charlie’s favorite gals!

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Retro Love: George Nader in Robot Monster (1953)

Published February 28, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan
So this is how gay men dressed to get married in 1953! Love it!!

So this is how gay men dressed to get married in 1953! Love it!!

Nowadays, they party afterwards with the Bear Community. Back then it was Gorilla Robots!

Nowadays, they party afterwards with the Bear Community. Back then it was Gorilla Robots!

There is nothing Big Gay Horror Fan adores more right now than Phil Tucker’s Robot Monster from 1953! Starring homosexual matinee idol George Nader, this glorious mess features cheap desert locales, the use of stock dinosaur footage and rabidly passionate non-acting from much of its cast. (Although the matriarch is played by an actress named Selena Royle. That’s a moniker 1000 drag queens could have a field day with!) The hunky Nader, who was best friends with Rock Hudson in real life, spends much of the film’s 62 minute running time shirtless, as well.

Of course, much of this exercise’s camp appeal comes from the hilarious inappropriateness of its main alien villains – two guys in gorilla suits crowned with silver space helmets. Still, there are a couple parallels to better pictures that may give this film’s viewers a moment of pause. In a moment of Frankenstein solemnity, the film’s youngest heroine meets her downfall at the hands’ of one of the Ro-Man’s. Meanwhile, the film’s focus on the young Jimmy (Gregory Moffett) ultimately has many correlations with the arc of The Wizard of Oz‘s Dorothy.

003Still, one has to wonder what was harder for the masculine Nader – keeping a straight face while filming this Golden Turkey winner or having to play straight to meet Hollywood’s ultra-aggressive ‘Code of Honor’? Unfortunately, I am guessing it was probably the latter.

Still, you can’t complain too much about the silly glories of Robot Monster! Check the trailer below!:

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Until the next time, SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

The Backside of Horror: Mark De Alessandro in The Vineyard!

Published February 26, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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(Imagined) money, scientific appeal, a fine liquor collection – Big Gay Horror Fan knows that these things guarantee you nothing in the romance department. Too bad he wasn’t around to help James Hong’s Dr. Elson Po discover this before the bloody mayhem ensued in 1989’s hilariously fun The Vineyard.

010Yes, Hong’s Po is a successful businessman with his own island estate, a fine winery and a way with acupuncture needles. But all that doesn’t keep his young wife, played by Lissa Zapperdino, out of the sexual clutches of his studly mechanic Mike, hunky stuntman Mark De Alessandro.

As Mike, De Alessandro (whom has worked on such features as Starship Troopers, The Mist and the Pulse series) shares a wink with Ho’s betrothed in the film’s early moments. Soon, they are enjoying an outdoor romp which features a nice shot of De Alessandro’s incredible physique – including an incredibly sexy stroll down the peripheries of his incredibly toned butt cheeks. Of course, Hong’s Po soon has his savage revenge on Mike – which indicates he probably didn’t need my help, anyhow. 011

Further pleasure in this insane mad scientist/zombie/kung-fu/samurai legend/kids in peril hybrid can be found within a couple of its cast members’ fascinating genre credits. The beautiful Karen Witter (Popcorn, The Hero and the Terror, Buried Alive, Out of the Dark, Midnight) heads the ensemble of young folks as (the awesomely named) Jezabel Fairchild with support from The Dead Pit’s Cheryl Lawson as the bugged out Claudia.

Mark - with clothes!

Mark – with clothes!

Throw in a flamboyant middle-aged European type who leads the kids to their doom, a supporting cast largely inspired by their ability to do stunts (many of whom never worked as performers again) and a moment or two of over-the-top drag action provided by dimwitted, muscle bound Brian (Sean Donahue) and it’s very clear that De Alessandro’s disrobing is part of one crazy stylistic wonder!

You can check out the hypnotic madness of The Vineyard at:

Be sure to check back here often for more explorations into the backside of horror!

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Music to Make Horror Films By: Legions of Raum and Menophobia!

Published February 24, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Every morning, Big Gay Horror Fan’s creature-in-arms Deadly Johnson looks into the mirror and challenges the many demons that haunt him. Of course, the sounds that emerge from that confrontation are ear shatteringly monstrous, but perhaps nowhere near the beautiful onslaught of such powerful fright based bands as Legions of Raum and Menophobia!

legions of raumIndeed, the slavishly pleasing Legions of Raum have a propulsive track roaring over the closing credits of body choppingly funny short The Leaf Blower Massacre. You can, also, keep up with their activity at http://www.facebook.com/#!/legionsofraum.

Menophobia, meanwhile, layer their pounding blasts of terror rock with distinctive layers and mood altering guitar chords. Their live show comes complete with scare costumes and a great interplay between the band members. Be sure to give them a glance at http://www.facebook.com/#!/Menophobia, as well.009

Meanwhile, Big Gay Horror Fan is always accepting hard loving fright musicians of all sorts at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan, too!

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Menophobia rocking a recent Midwest show, hosted by Jason #1, Ari Lehmen!

Menophobia rocking a recent Midwest show, hosted by Jason #1, Ari Lehmen!

Genre Legends in Other Mediums: Kelli Maroney in Celebrity!

Published February 23, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Oh, how many days did Big Gay Horror Fan lounge around, wearing nothing but a loose fitting dress shirt, in his boyfriend’s college dorm room? Well – NONE!

Therefore, it’s wonderful that I can live vicariously through Kelli Maroney’s Joanne as seen in the 1984 blockbuster mini-series Celebrity.

celebrityMaroney, of course, is beloved by countless terror titans from her roles in such genre flicks as Night of the Comet, Chopping Mall, Not of this Earth and Zero Boys. But her eclectic talent has landed her in a variety projects over the years and Celebrity was a 3 part NBC must see event in the mid-80’s.

005Her role as the first girlfriend of leading character Klebar Cantrall, enacted by soap favorite Ben Masters, is brief – encompassing one scene in the first episode, but she fills it with her characteristic spunk and sense of humor.

Celebrity, meanwhile, is noteworthy for its focus on one of national television’s most fully realized gay characters. As portrayed by breathtaking Joseph Bottoms (The Black Hole, Blind Date, Open House, The Intruder Within), Mack Crawford is an athlete-film star in the Rock Hudson mold. Tortured by his natural tendencies due to the story’s era (1950’s – 1970’s), Bottoms also brings a sense of proud defiance and self respect to the role.josephbottoms

Of course, all confident horror fiends can keep up with Maroney’s interesting activities at www.kellimaroney.com.

Big Gay Horror Fan is always on the look-out for proud queers and their ultra-fabulous allies at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan, as well.

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Review: The Leaf Blower Massacre

Published February 21, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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“Do you see that?”
“Yeah, but I don’t know what the ‘ho-ho’ that is.” – Doomed couple, The Leaf Blower Massacre

The melding of that ancient Doberman pincher and the top shelf of that rickety bookcase in Big Gay Horror Fan’s 8th grade shop class had absolutely nothing to do with a leaf blower. Swear! (It was actually probably because of the escaped mad scientist who was hired to teach that lab).

But thankfully, director/writer Anthony Cooney and co-producer/co-writer Josh Stephenson’s 12 minute The Leaf Blower Massacre is all about the mass destruction and murder caused by that titular instrument. Cooney finds hilarious ways to make a fairly innocuous garden tool into a weapon of mass slaughter while also playing homage to the 80’s video age and taking some mild jabs at misogyny in film, as well.

The film’s opening sequence is its proudest achievement with a truly funny kill scenario taking place in broad daylight in a nicely manicured city neighborhood. But, all the aspects of this adventurous short are well executed –from the soundtrack to the editing to the sharp witted surprise ending.

Impressively, the seemingly nonprofessional cast is also pretty on target – with everyone coming off fairly naturally. There is little of the awkward interplay here that usually comes from casting family and friends.

Be sure to keep up with all of the mind shattering garden mayhem of The Leaf Blower Massacre (which is currently riding the waves of various movie festivals) at http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Theleafblowermassacre!

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

Presenting: Pretty Spooky Handmade!

Published February 19, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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If you are like Big Gay Horror Fan you are ALWAYS thinking about shopping. “What am I going to get myself for my birthday?” “What am I gonna buy myself for Christmas?” “What am I gonna to purchase because it’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday?!”

080Thankfully, for all us grand consumers, there is Pretty Spooky Handmade! Stunningly cool owner Rachel Dysangco Thieme has designed awesome pins ‘n pendants, mirrors ‘n handbags and t-shirts galore – all crazily and imaginatively horror themed! Pretty Spooky has been an exciting presence at scare conventions across the country, but in the best news ever catogory, now the eclectic Thieme is stepping it up, online, too!

So, be sure check out all that Pretty Spooky Handmade has to offer at http://www.facebook.com/prettyspookyhandmade!

Meanwhile, Big Gay Horror Fan is always welcoming all those with frighteningly depleted pocketbooks at http://www.facebook.com/#!/BigGayHorrorFan, as well!

All wise Big Gay Horror Fans wear Pretty Spooky!

All wise Big Gay Horror Fans wear Pretty Spooky!

Fern Emmett: The Grand, Uncredited Dame of Old School Horror!

Published February 19, 2013 by biggayhorrorfan

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Hanging out on the sidelines while everybody else is seemingly having the major fun – this is a situation that Big Gay Horror Fan knows well.

dead men walkOf course, awesome individuals like veteran character actress Fern Emmett (1896-1946) are able to rise, grandly, above such situations. With over 200 films to her credit, Emmett often made a strong impression in small (and frequently uncredited roles) in the golden age of horror.

Dying far too young from cancer, Emmett provided hysterical back-up to Monty Wooley during the final year of her life in 1946’s big budget exploration of Cole Porter in Night and Day. In an office setting, Wooley references her secretary character every time he sings the word Madame in the song “Ms. Otis Regrets”. Emmett’s arched eye acknowledgements of his gesture secure this sequence’s place as the fictionalized film’s highlight.012

But, while she often decorated big budget projects with calculated humor, one of Emmett’s largest roles was in the PRC’s poverty row production of Dead Men Walk in 1943. Featuring horror regulars George Zucco and Dwight Frye, Emmett played Kate, a woman well aware of the undead experimentation occurring in her village. Of course, locals doubt her observations, chalking them up to grief stricken cries for help – until it is too late!

Thirteen years before this film, Emmett appeared in Majestic Pictures’ similar outing The Vampire Bat (1933), starring the elegant Lionel Atwill and the ever humbled Frye. Best known as one of the films that secured lead actress Fay Wray’s title as the original scream queen, Emmett has a couple scenes as Gertrude, the concerned companion of the film’s first female victim, an elderly woman of status.

Smaller roles in the Universal classics came towards the end of her life. In 1942’s fun and atmospheric The Mummy’s Tomb, Emmett plays dressmaker to the beautiful Elyse Knox’s Isobel, the film’s endangered heroine.

011In 1943, Emmett achieved grand victimhood by taking one for genre goddess, Evelyn Ankers, whom was portraying Beth in Captive Wild Woman. As Aquanetta, in savage ape form, storms Beth’s room with murder on her mind, Emmett’s neighbor emerges from her room. Soon Emmett’s concerned citizen is meeting her squealing fate at the hairy hands of Aquanetta’s re-focused fury.

But, whether appearing just to enact a frenzied death throes or to offer up some quick comic goodness, Emmett always made a memorable presence – proving, that while her name may not rank up with there with the Garbo’s and Dietrich’s of her era, it certainly should.013

Be sure to check back often as Big Gay Horror Fan frequently examines the glorious wonders of women in horror.

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Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!