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Jaws of Life: Matt Houston’s Shark Bait

Published May 23, 2026 by biggayhorrorfan

Before Lori Loughlin encountered the deadly pools of Amityville (in Amityville 3-D) and the teenage tyrants of The New Kids, she almost became a waterlogged beach corpse. Yes, Uncle Jesse’s favorite bride faced down a Great White in a first season episode of Matt Houston, a detective show that ran for three seasons in the early ’80s, and lived to tell the tale.

There, as Sue Landa. a sweetly determined lifeguard, she helps private investigator Houston, played by the swaggering Lee Horsley, discover that a series of attacks by the deadliest predator this side of Jaws are caused by the vibrations emanating from a sand dollar necklace, gifted to the victims by a vengeful billionaire.

Thus, the episode’s title, Shark Bait, and a seasoned group of guest stars including Dynasty‘s Lloyd Bochner, Family‘s Gary Frank and The Mamas and the Papas’ Michelle Phillips, hired by producer Aaron Spelling to help this preposterous tale ring with a semi-dash of truth.

Hollywood legend Dorothy Malone also stops by for a scene as Landa’s concerned mother and Houston’s hardworking employee. Malone, as many Academy-nominated greats before her, wound up her career doing such genre projects as The Day Time Ended, The Being and Rest in Pieces. For lovers of celluloid grue, of course, this is a boon of epic proportions, and her appearance here ultimately appeals on multiple levels.

The same can also be said for this episode’s nature-gone-wild meets twentieth century TV excessiveness esthetic.

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Bad CGI Friday’s: Shark Week (2012)

Published July 25, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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While not nearly as hotly electric as her death in Kick-Ass 2, the unstoppable Yancy Butler has lent some charged pizzaz to such low budget animal-horror-oaters like Rage of the Yeti, Wolvesbayne and the Lake Placid series, of late.

shark week 1Unfortunately, as the demented mistress of a madman who likes “to watch”, she is the most exciting thing about 2012’s Shark Week, The Asylum’s quick attempt to cash in on Shark Night’s mainstream release. Much of this aquanoid terror is spent watching a group of folks wander around an island (often not even in the water) trying to outwit a variety of murderous fin sporting creatures.

Naturally, the numerous attacks are created using bad CGI effects – often distorted by shaking camera work in a seeming attempt to overcome their obvious weaknesses.shark week 3

Granted, with a super ridiculous shark-on-a-spear effect and a cat-fight between Butler’s Elena and Erin Coker’s victorious journalist, things do escalate a bit as the film heads into its final half hour.

Besides, what else are you going to be doing with your time? Studying Sharks-speare?

Until the next time – SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan!

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