Horror, She Wrote: Piper Laurie in “Murder at the Oasis”

Published May 27, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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(Exploring the horror film actors who, happily, dominated episodes of Murder, She Wrote, the show that featured everyone’s favorite 80s/90s female detective, Jessica Fletcher.)

Even when covered in pink frosting and wearing a strawberry tutu on my head, I aim for a regal nature. Funny, somehow it never quite works out.

Maybe I should take some lessons from that magnificent theatrical dame known as Piper Laurie (Ruby, Possession, Dario Argento’s Trauma and Twin Peaks). Playing the distinguished Peggy Shannon on the first season Murder at the Oasis episode of Murder, She Wrote, Laurie practically drips with royalty. Unlike her more famous counterpart, Margaret White in 1976’s Carrie, Laurie/Shannon also beams with understanding compassion for her children, here, each thought to be responsible for their aggressive comedian father’s murder.

piper josephSaid children are, also, played by actors with a number of terror credits to their names. Most fun is Linda Purl (Visiting Hours) who clearly is relishing playing the seductive and willful Terry, a lass who dates bad boys (such as Saturday Night Live’s Joseph Cali) just to anger (her soon to be dead) poppa. Supernaturally handsome Joseph Bottoms (The Intruder Within, Blind Date) counters Purl with more sensitive instincts as a musician who never quite got the needed paternal seal of approval.
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With a cast of supporting Rat Pack like characters and obvious nods to Frank Sinatra’s nefarious dealings, the episode, as a whole, is a mildly enjoyable one. Although, a little bit more involvement from the distinguished Laurie (who virtually disappears in the second half of the proceedings), would have definitely helped this one along.

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Music to Make Horror Movies By: Sta-Prest, “Nelly Strut/Suspiria”

Published May 25, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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“In the daytime, on the dance bar, the only American came to learn. But then the nighttime, and the blood and the screams, into vampires they turned.” – Nelly Strut/Suspiria, Sta-Prest

outpunkSo, that day I ran around town with the green junk from my health smoothie spread across my upper lip was truly memorable. Thankfully, it is not quite as significant (to most folks) as the first song released by fascinating 90s queercore band Sta-Prest. Debuting on 1994’s eclectic Outpunk Dance Party compilation, Nelly Strut/Suspiria is a perfect homage to outsider pride and a gloriously homo look at the classic Dario Argento film.

http://www.allmusic.com/song/nelly-strut-suspiria-mt0028790370

The band, featuring such iconic figures as Dudley Manlove (AKA Gary Fembot), Professor Swish (Mark Bishop) and Aloofah (Irayah Robles), also released an EP called Vespa Sex – which (if you really think about it) has some pretty scary connotations, as well.

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Totally in-ZANE: The Mad (2007)!!!!

Published May 24, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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(Exploring the often bizarre filmography of velvet voiced man-about-town Billy Zane!)

Our family trips always ended up with us lost and spending the night in places that we were told to avoid. The methadone patients loved meeting us, though. Years later, I’m still not so sure…

As Dr. Jason Hunt in the 2007 zombie style mayhem of The Mad, the ever cool, always reliable Billy Zane, also, discovers that a mini-family vacation can be a bloody hell for more reasons than one. While the squabbling between his controlling fiancé and his rebellious daughter may be bad – it’s nothing compared to the insatiable carnage that occurs at the small town bed and breakfast that they end up at. Soon that quaint retreat is overrun by folks infected by a tainted batch of local beef.

An amusing variation on the undead theme and a mild social statement on the paranoia caused by the outbreak of Mad Cow Disease, director and co-writer John Kalangis provides rapid shot humor and plenty of head splattering, body smashing mushiness, here. A zany 80s punk style soundtrack by Toronto band Half Past Four, also, adds to the squishy rambunctiousness.TheMad_Tommy

As an unsure widower who has lost his cool, Zane nicely plays against type, as well. Infusing everything with a sense of bewildered understatement, his Dr. Hunt is believably influenced by his seductive yet overbearing partner (a tart Shauna MacDonald) and his moody, vegetarian daughter Amy (the perfectly pouty Maggie Castle). All involved, thankfully, realize this is a goofy romp and infuse it with the appropriate energy, ultimately making this a fun, low budget time waster – and a perfect reason to go TOTALLY IN-ZANE!!!!

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(Bad) CGI Fridays: Vampire Academy (2014)

Published May 23, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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So, sometimes my tastes run to the teenage girl (or, perhaps more accurately, the gay teenage boy). Give me some kick ass chicks, some handsome dudes and a little bit o’ horror styling and I am more than happy to go along for the ride!

Therefore, I had a great time with Vampire Academy, the recent big screen adaptation of the first story in Richelle Mead’s popular young adult series. Detailing the adventures of the vibrant Rose (a compelling Zoey Deutch) who is driven to protect vampire princess Lissa (regal Lucy Fry), this flick skitters along with plots of high school rivalry and seduction, the passions of fang worshippers (a la True Blood) and insidious schemes to destroy the possible heiress to the throne.

psi houndsThese manipulations include a lot of dead pets, forced attempts to use Lissa’s healing powers and, when she and Rose try to escape, some very computer generated creatures known as Psi Hounds.

The fact that there are a number of sequels to Mead’s original book may clue you in to the fact that Lissa and Rose are sure to survive this onslaught. Your giggles upon witnessing these ferocious beasts, however, may lead to your ultimate undoing!

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Gay Shit in Horror: Glenn Kenneth – “Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead”

Published May 22, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

And...it's Glenn to the right!

And…it’s Glenn to the right!


Surround me with a few bears and I’ll let you know, in my best Goldilocks voice, that while something may be sweet it doesn’t, necessarily, make it “just right“!

Case in point – the character of Glenn Kenneth in director Tommy Wirkola’s franticly bloody Dead Snow follow-up Dead Snow: Red Vs. Dead. Kenneth, a gay outsider-type, winds up being both endearing and insulting. This interesting combination may result in rush of prickly yet begrudging love from many discerning viewers.

I'll hand it to ya! Glenn (left) in dismay!

I’ll hand it to ya! Glenn (left) in dismay!

Gamely (and often incisively) played by the film’s co-writer, Stig Frode Henriksen, Glenn is an employee at a small town Norwegian war memorabilia museum. When he encounters Martin, the original film’s sole survivor, as he rushes to abate the onslaught of this (unexpected) movie series’ truly spooky Nazi zombies, Glenn is reluctantly drawn into the cranium splattering madness.

Made up like a Rocky Horror wannabe when first introduced, Glen is stereotypically gay – effeminate and wary – essentially another blatant joke among the film’s many over the top pranks. And while this should fit in with rest of Wirkola’s over-exuberant tone, it doesn’t. It feels backward, like the flamboyant antique dealers victimized by the fanged prince in 1972’s Blacula. Granted, the piss is taken out of nerds and warmongers, alike, in this piece, but the true zaniness here lies in the excessive slaughter and deliriously inventive kills involving everyone from children to invalids. Unlike the closeted Glenn, a proud and out warrior would have fit much easier into such grotesquely fun proceedings.

One of DS:RVD's bloody moments!

One of DS:RVD’s bloody moments!

Still, Glenn does rise to the charge in the final third of the film, bravely taking enormous risks to save a group of foolish, self proclaimed American zombie hunters. Perhaps unknowingly, Wirkola and crew, also, manage to make a poignant statement with Glenn, as well. Just as he begins to acknowledge his true orientation, disaster strikes. In a seeming echo of everything from the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” debacle to the current, prevalent murders of transgendered women, it reminds one of all the queers cut down just as they begin to find their voices. It is unexpectedly powerful, bittersweet ending to a (frequently likable) character that never quite works.

Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead was released in February 2014 in Norway and is currently playing a variety of American film festivals.

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Celebrating Little Miss Horror Nerd!

Published May 21, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

The awesome Little Miss Horror Nerd!

The awesome Little Miss Horror Nerd!


Occasionally, I will find my kind heart and decide to step over those dead bodies in the alley as opposed to crunching right on top of them!

But…my inspiration in this civic livelihood definitely has to be the divine Jessica Feeney, AKA the fabulous Little Miss Horror Nerd. One of the most supportive and vibrant personalities in the underground horror scene, this grand dame is forever promoting others on (the often bloody strands of)Twitter.

A smart journalist and cruelty free salesperson, she is all yours for the (deserved) following at a variety of sites including:

https://twitter.com/MissHorrorNerd

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-Horror-Nerds-News-Reviews-of-All-Things-Horror

https://www.perfectlyposh.com/jessa/products

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Film Jerks Join the Strange Circus!

Published May 19, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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For those of you who think there is nothing worse than a insidiously preying stranger – director Shion Sono reverses that trend, proving nothing is quite as wrong as keeping it all in the family with his bizarre, color strewn 2005 epic Strange Circus.

This tale of incest, body modification and a chubby Asian drag queen named Sad Song was recently given the Film Jerks! podcast overview by extremely awesome host Derrick Carey, myself and a bunch of other truly joyful filmmaking masochists.strange-circus-puppy

Check it here – but leave that hungry puppy at home, son!

http://filmjerks.podomatic.com/entry/2014-05-15T10_41_58-07_00

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Music To Make Horror Films By: Nuns, “Rumania”

Published May 18, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Anyone who has witnessed the glorious oddities of The Video Dead (1987) or Dr. Caligari (1989) will never forget the pale luminosity of late actress-singer Jennifer Miro. In particular, her slyly beguiling undead “The Woman” in TVD surely gave countless young men (and women) nervous feelings of desire as opposed to frightened reactions of dismay. This striking lass was, also, one of the prime forces behind the ever changing, hard to track down (New Wave influenced) band Nuns. jennifer miro the video dead

Thankfully, Miro, who died of cancer at the age of 54 in late 2011, is currently gaining a bit of legacy following due to Radiation Records, who has re-released a couple of classic Nuns recordings including the eclectic Rumania.

Gone too quickly (in physical form), the divine Miro will always haunt our favored dark limbed dreams.

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(Bad) CGI Fridays: Manticore (2005)

Published May 16, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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“I’ve been through 2 teenagers, 3 wars and 4 divorces! I think I can handle myself!” – Ashley Pierce (Chase Masterson), Manticore

manticore attackWhile my frantic obsessions have allowed me to conjure a neurosis or two – I have nothing on the war scarred, power hungry Iraqi that summons up the toothy, winged Manticore in the 2005 SyFy Original of the same name. This hopping, bopping gargoyle looking creature is a cheesy CGI delight.manticore face

A group of American soldiers (led by genre regulars Robert Beltran and Jeff Fahey), though, find little funny about this rocky beast who rips after their brothers-in-arms in vicious ways. And while the gory aftermath of the attacks are often quietly gruesome, the creature’s movements, themselves, often have the amusing hue of computer graphics.

Arms and (what's left of the man!)

Arms and (what’s left of the man!)

But how one can not love a movie that allows The Blair Witch Project‘s Heather Donahue, as an aggressive yet kind military grunt, and Deep Space Nine‘s voluptuous Chase Masterson, as a trouble making, take no shit reporter, to go toe-to-toe is beyond me!

manticore eyesColor this one sandy, tail thrusting fun!

Until the next time…SWEET love and pink GRUE, Big Gay Horror Fan

Charming Chase proves BGHF is NOT Manticore Scary!

Charming Chase proves BGHF is NOT Manticore Scary!

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These Are The Scares of Our Soaps! (Liam’s Death)

Published May 14, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

Who knew a green thumb could be this deadly?

Who knew a green thumb could be this deadly?


“He keeps on coming back. He’s like a zombie.” – The rattled Nicole re: the murderous Liam, Days of Our Lives.

All the cool kids know that daytime dramas are more than just love triangles and twisted diva antics. Just like our favorite slasher flicks, our afternoon serials give us plenty of pretty people dying in (often) gruesome ways.

Case in point: While on Days of Our Lives, prime baddie Nick Fallon has just taken several bullets to the chest and died – his demise wasn’t the most brutal on that daytime delight over the last few weeks. In case you’re (tree) stumped, it was the villainous Liam Frasier (played with cool resolve by handsome Mark Collier), who recently took a very deadly, forest strewn fall.

Of course, this is a soap opera, so just like Jason or Freddy, Frasier, whom had been stalking the show’s prime heroine, Jennifer (Melissa Reeves), could soon be back for more.

Here’s to branching out with hope!!!

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