Music to Make Horror Movies By: Vicki Lawrence, “The Night That The Lights Went Out in Georgia”

Published July 13, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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The late 60s and early 70s were the hallowed bastion of the story song. Tales such as Ode to Billy Joe, Little Green Apples and Wildfire touched many a poetic heart. But, perhaps, none were as spooky and sensually kinky as Vicki Lawrence’s take on Bobby Russell’s The Night That The Lights Went Out in Georgia. This oddly perverted tale of a vengeful sister who murders her brother’s wife and the man she was cheating on him with (now that’s familial loyalty!) was made even more popular in the 90s with Reba McEntire’s take. (In fact, McEntire’s version was released exactly 20 years after Lawrence’s.) But there is no comparison to the dark vibes that producer Snuff Garrett supplied for Lawrence’s original attack.

A movie based on the song (with Tanya Tucker doing a growly take on the number), featuring Kristy McNichol, was also released in the early 80s. But those sexy video thrillers starring such celluloid icons as Tracy Scoggins, Shannon Tweed and Shannon Whirry have more in common with the seemingly innocent yet sultry mood provided Lawrence than that attempt to cash in on McNichol’s short lived singing career.
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Dys- Spreads!

Published July 12, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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A crazy rash of mosquito bites has me feeling itchy all over – and pretty sure something unworldly is attacking my body. I’ve tried to shrug it off, but the potent new trailer for Maude Michaud’s upcoming Dys- has me wondering if I might have reason to fear.

A story of what happens when an estranged couple enters lockdown to escape a mysterious virus, Dys- is getting a lot of important buzz and is now entering the festival circuit. With appearances by genre regulars like Lynn Lowry and Shannon Lark, this infectious thriller is sure to spread like wildfire!

You can check out the official trailer at:

You can keep updated on the film’s progress at https://www.facebook.com/homeiswherethehurtis, as well.

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Bad CGI Friday’s: Super Eruption (2011)

Published July 11, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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To quote an old Saturday Night Live Skit: “With a name like Super Eruption, it has to be good jam!”

Fake lava still bad lava!

Fake lava still bad lava!

Actually, with a name like Super Eruption it has to be a cheesy SyFy flick about a hunky park ranger (Richard Burgi) and a sexy scientist (Juliet Aubrey) fighting to save lives as a dormant volcano under Yellowstone National Park fatally explodes.

Besides lots of computer generated lava and ash, this exploding-ly awesome epic even features what looks like a doll stand-in for Burgi as he parachutes down into a smoldering site.

Is that a doll or are you...

Is that a doll or are you…

Even better, perhaps, may be the weird time travel subplot that definitely gives this quick and painless effort a fiery sense of odd originality.

For the truly sophisticated, though? Maybe not! Oh, well…

"The future's so bright..." Not!

“The future’s so bright…” Not!

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Terror in the Aisles Presents Short Cuts!

Published July 11, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

David Schmidt's Screams on Planet Zero!

David Schmidt’s Screams on Planet Zero!


Want better news than Yvette Mimieux and Bo Svenson reuniting for a Snowbeast sequel?!? (Which, unfortunately, isn’t happening, BTW!)

Well, how about Terror in the Aisles highlighting a bunch of awesome horror shorts from a bevy of truly talented Midwestern terror filmmakers? Sound good? Then look no further than Terror in the Aisles Presents Short Cuts on this Saturday evening, 7/12/2014, at the historic Davis Theater in Chicago. Featuring a wide variety of scary science fiction, trippy fright comedy and previews of upcoming projects (along with appearances from the talent involved), this is an event not to be missed.

..and yours truly, Big Gay Horror Fan, will be hosting this super cool, totally original, once in a lifetime event! So, get out your vinyl space suits and check out https://www.facebook.com/events/652996118088201/ for more information!

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Spring Byington: Scarier Than A Werewolf?

Published July 9, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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In the 1930s, Spring Byington (1886-1971) arrived on the screen (at the age of 44) to find herself, immediately, cast as dowager aunts and kindly mothers. This was a format she played, with much success, throughout the entirety of her cinematic career. Occasionally, though, she was able to show her range with an oddly antagonistic role or two.

One hairy shadow!

One hairy shadow!

Portraying a character both daffy and prone to hysteria, she brought a flighty grace to her Miss Ettie Coombes in the classic 1935 Universal monster flick Werewolf of London. But Byington, also, adds a bit of flinty menace to her characterization, as well. With calculating will, Byington/Coombes tries to drive her beloved niece (played by Bride of Frankenstein’s Valerie Hobson) away from her scientist husband (Henry Hull) by reintroducing her to a childhood beau (Lester Matthews). Of course, once Hull’s Dr. Glendon turns into a werewolf, this earns her his eternal wraith.

Seventeen years later in 1952’s No Room for the Groom, another Universal picture, Byington, also, helps turn a cute programmer into something more sinister. As Mama Kingshead, Byington radiates with malevolent purpose. Hiding behind a seemingly innocent exterior, Byington/Kingshead tries to destroy her sweet daughter’s chances with the man of her dreams. Taking over his household, she even is willing to have him declared insane to get her way. Haunted by the specter of The House Committee on Un-American Activities (with Byington even accusing Tony Curtis’ young husband of Communist leanings), this Douglas Sirk outing doesn’t have the luxurious energy of his later works. But Byington’s sweetly evil characterization (contrasting nicely with Piper Laurie’s defensive innocence) helps make this much more than just a silly romantic romp.

Dead Faint! Byington with Laurie.

Dead Faint! Byington with Laurie.

On an interesting side note, despite a marriage and children, there are reports (including books such as David Tucker’s The Women Who Made Television Funny) that lay claim to the fact that Byington was one of Hollywood’s well known lesbians. There are even rumors of a long term affair with (fellow character actress) Marjorie Main. If true, this would make 1949 MGM musical In The Good Old Summertime one of the gayest ever. Featuring Byington as the loving companion of a music shop owner, Summertime also stars queer icon Judy Garland along with Van Johnson as her romantic counterpart. Johnson, known in plenty of circles as a closeted gay man, would go onto appear in such Euro exploitation terror flicks as Scorpion With Two Tails (1982) and Killer Crocodile (1989) making him an interesting figure to queer horror lovers, as well.

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Music to Make Horror Movies By: Umberto

Published July 6, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Whenever I am being chased by that miniature (yet totally vicious) monkey with a razor blade knife, I always throw on some Umberto to truly get me in the right frame of mind!

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Matt Hill

The brain child of (totally cool) musician Matt Hill, formerly of Expo 70, Umberto embraces the sound waves of Goblin and John Carpenter film scores while adding distinctive dance embracive edges, as well.

To further dine on Umberto’s spooky vernacular, be sure to check out https://www.facebook.com/pages/UMBERTO and http://umberto.bandcamp.com/, too!

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Bad CGI Friday’s: Ghostquake (2012)

Published July 4, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Whether it has been in prisons, on zombie filled islands or while visiting Desperate Housewives, Danny Trejo has encountered a lot, cinematically. But, I don’t know if any of that could have possibly prepared him for the dangers of 2012’s Ghostquakee (AKA Haunted High), though!

gq1As a janitor fighting against a reanimated satanic warlock, Trejo faces down spooky computer generated phantasma-rings, bolts of hot-fake supernatural lightening and even, eventually, gets it on in a ghost-to-ghost battle!gq2

Featuring deaths by toilet, auditorium bleachers, French horn, library floor and wildly spinning tile, Ghostquake is actually a pleasant enough timewaster – even for those who never want to cross paths with a rambling school bus ever again!
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Horror, She Wrote: Kim Darby

Published July 3, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Horror, She Wrote explores the episodes of the ever-popular detective series Murder, She Wrote, featuring Angela Lansbury’s unstoppable Jessica Fletcher, that were highlighted by performances from genre film actors.

Oh, paranoia! If you are anything like me, then you are eternally certain that when that office door closes, your managers are always talking about you.

coco & darbyIn the 7th episode of Murder, She Wrote’s first season, We’re Off to Kill the Wizard, poor Kim Darby (Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, Halloween 6, Teen Wolf 2, Circle of Fear) actually does have a boss that is out to get her. In one of that initial season’s best episodes, Darby plays Laurie Bascomby, the quivering secretary of the maniacally mean Horatio Baldwin, enacted with confirmed gusto by beloved character actor James Coco. (While mostly known for comic fare, one of Coco’s last roles was as a kindly, if misguided, social reformer in the 1988 prison based horror flick, The Chair.) While imbued with the trembling mousiness that viewers often expect from a Darby role, this veteran actress also supplies some layers of spine and a mild sense of humor to her role, here. Her character, ultimately, connects with the series’ grand dame Jessica Fletcher, who gladly assists her when her character is accused of murdering Coco’s.coco head

Taking place in a haunted theme park, owned by Baldwin, this quickly moving story has plenty of shadowy encounters – and one of the best set pieces of the entire series, a huge prop head of Coco as a grinning vampire. One can only hope that item is still floating around the storage vaults of Universal Television!

On an interesting side note, this spooky jaunt also features a young Joaquin Phoenix as Fletcher’s great-nephew – but this show truly belongs to the sensitive Darby and the devilish Coco, who appears to be truly having a blast being so incredibly nasty.

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The Backside of Horror: J. Adam Brown, “Joyride 3: Road Kill”

Published July 2, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Let’s face it, half the fun of horror and exploitation is seeing some hot bodies frolicking around in the buff. And while I worship the female form, I believe exploitation definitely veers into the exploitive when only gorgeous women are on display while their male counterparts remain chastely buttoned up. Therefore, The Backside of Horror salutes the filmmakers and actors whom even up the score a bit by showing us instances of hot and juicy male flesh in their bloody celluloid fantasies.

jr3 talkWarning! Apparently, it is no longer just premarital sex and flagrant drug use that can get you viciously slashed in a horror film – attempted robbery is now, also, a no-no!jr3

In the recently released Joy Ride 3: Road Kill meth addicts Candy (Sara Mitich) and Rob (J. Adam Brown) try to pull a heist on the revenge filled Rusty Nail (now embodied by Freddy Vs Jason’s Ken Kirzinger). But, of course, things do not end well for them.

jr3 buttFortunately for inspired viewers, this less-than-dynamic duo are able to enjoy a spastic romp just before Mr. Nail comes barging through the door. And – while most directors would have concentrated, solely, on the Mitich’s much available flesh, here, the divine Declan O’Brien, also, gives us a gander at everything Brown has to offer, as well.

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Book Review: Combustion by Daniel W Kelly

Published July 1, 2014 by biggayhorrorfan

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Warm hearted, silly and, most importantly, filled with tons of outrageous sex, Daniel W. Kelly’s novel Combustion combines supernatural activity, social commentary and fiery vampire lore with giddy aplomb.

Concerning the efforts of Deck Waxer, a burly PI, who finds himself in plenty of hot and horror-ific action in a burgeoning gay village known as Kremfort Cove, this queer terror entry is fast paced and adventurous. Most importantly, Kelly incorporates plenty of messages of positive self-image, here. Waxer, in particular, is painted as someone without the club boy body type. But he is, also, highly desired and intensely sexual – proving that wherever one falls on the physical spectrum, there is never any reason to doubt your desirability. A gentle giant named Milkman Stan, whose sexual activities are some of the more unusual covered here is, also, one of the book’s more enjoyable, body positive characters, as well.

Of course, with a multitude of interesting characters and several dangling plotlines at this tome’s end, it is no surprise that Kelly has revisited the world he has created here in his second novel, No Place for Little Ones.

You can gather more information about Kelly and his writing at http://www.danielwkelly.com. Kelly is, also, the majestic force behind Boys, Bears and Scares. Check that out at http://www.facebook.com/boysbearsandscares.

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